Still a lot better than what Bobby Petrino would have done to her throat. 

Phish, if I’m remembering correctly 

*canned laughter*

Bajenga!

Remember when everyone thought the internet was leading us into an information utopia? Boy, were we dumb.

I started college in the days before the Internet was a huge thing, and when I wanted to kill some time reading Savage Love, I’d head to the periodicals room of the library and pull out the past few issues of the Village Voice. Then I’d look at Christgau’s Consumer Guide to figure out what music to buy. Sometimes I’d…

and Ween.

Once upon a time, being Christian did not mean being rabidly GOP.

I think people thought it was Phish.

That Futureheads album was absolutely killer. Too bad that nothing else they did ever came close to that first album.

I don’t support Trump. In fact I would very much love to see him impeached, for his combination of corruption, incompetence, and unpredictability; the guy is dangerous and unfit for the job. However, I think you are naive if you believe the Democrats retaking the House will mean he gets impeached AND removed from…

Excuse me, that is not a pet peeve, that is a bad habi--[eaten by tiger]

We’re protesting that some Republicans gave money to the Republican party, I guess? Do we (Democrats) really believe everyone who doesn’t share our political and religious views should be shunned? Ludicrous.

In N Out puts Bible verses on all their food packaging so I’m not sure why people were surprised by this.

That’s definitely not my experience. My dad owned a small business for all of my life until he retired last year and he worked six days a week with very few vacations and a lifestyle that would in no way qualify as lavish. He did his best to pay his employees fairly and I remember him at times paying a particular…

The fuckers all tasted the same and cut your tongue.

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

I used to buy this Absolut Citrus vodka and a Dole orange strawberry banana juice. I swear to god it tastes like Runts.  I called it liquid Runts.

I had a college roommate with a can of these from his grandparents.  It was a couple of years old.  If you could chip off individual pieces, it made great slingshot ammo.  It would explode in a nice little puff on the building across the way.

Ugh, those things were so terrible