To be fair, I was doing the same thing in the 80s as a teenager. I also figured out that you could watch about 15 minutes of PPV porn and then cancel the order and it wouldn’t show up on the bill.

Simpson’s did it!

My grandmother’s ribbon candy used to do that. They eventually figured out that it was melding together because the dog licked it when they weren’t looking.

Showing his penance was what got Louis CK in trouble in the first place!

The worse part about these is that they are named “ribbon candy”, even though there is a different candy that actually IS a ribbon (similar to AirHead Extremes).

But thanks for the warm and sincere response............

I guess they were. Just bigger.

Skittles have been ruined for me ever since they took out the lime.

Heh. Out of all the hard candies in the Christmas candy dish at my old auntie’s house, these were the only good ones. The fruit-goop filling saves them.

Old people candy defies brand recognition.

Well, if you’re in the Northern area of Florida, you’re still in “The South” so being gently familiar with people you know by sight is accepted. I’d think it’s okay to say, “It’s good to see you! I’ve missed seeing you and your husband here. Y’all are some of my favorite customers.” That will give her a chance to open…

Maybe alcohol doesn't need to be a regular part of your life.

‘You see, i was walking through the woods the other day and these really tall Ren-Faire guys with high pitched voices appeared out of no where demanding I bring them a shrubbery’.

Yay, I found a sane person!

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

Are people not allowed to be civil and even kind to whom they disagree with anymore?

I have had The Tao of Steve hovering between #9 and #20 for about seven years now.

I’ve never related to a comment more.

Chicago has two MLB teams, and in the chicagoland area alone 3 minor league teams that play in independent leagues, the Chicago Dogs who play in rosemont, the Windy City Thunderbolts who play in crestwood, and the Joliet Slammers. then in the far western Suburbs you have the Kane County Cougars who are a single-A…

Chicago has a good deal of minor/independent league teams in the suburbs. The Kane County Cougars, the Schuamburg Boomers, the Chicago Dogs (play out of Rosemont), the Joliet Slammers, the Windy City Thunderbolts. There are a couple more I’m missing.