and Jackée Harry as Endora!

20 year old me would be very disappointed that 40-ish me doesn’t know where MTV is on my dial. Then I’d show me two hours of programming and then he’d understand why.

A good lesson to take from this is that it’s never a good idea to use racial slurs at work.

The first guest, you guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Long live NORM.

Seems like every week, people are getting sexually assaulted  and I have to help the cops bring the perpetrators to justice.

Not to mention Etrigan, the Phantom Stranger, and the fact that Bats was in the JLA with an actual angel on the membership roster, at one point...

I’m sure theme park junk food was exactly what Grant Morrison was going for when he created Aztek.

There was a female Aztek in the future ruled by Darkseid in Rock of Ages.

Classy AF...This would be an amazing painting to hang up.

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

Although the name “Aztek” wasn’t used before the main character of Morrison’s series took on the costume, the weapons, mission, and tech that he used were very much passed down from one individual to another.  It’s not much of a surprise to see that someone else has picked up the role (or that it would be a woman) -…

I know there are rules, but, I mean, I’m an exception to all rules right?

get that puss off your face, kevin meany wasn’t on SNL! you’re like a crazy person!

I can’t wait for the deep dive on the opus that is 1998's Van Halen III. Gary Cherone will have his day in the sun!

And, as far as I can tell, commenting using Kinja on a phone is completely impossible.

If this had tracking glitches like watching an old VHS tape it would be even better.

I’m holding out for Blackie Lawless’s ironing board which he used to press his spandex for every show.

Your Sauce will mix with ours,
And we’ll make a good goulash, baby
Dio
Time to go
You must give your cape and scepter
To me

His name is Nimrod??