I work in the midwest and holding doors is a common enough activity. But recently, we’ve had several new hires from the east coast USA and they act like someone just tried to mug them or something.

They just want a tail to tell their friends later. 

I am dying to know what the physical repercussions were for our lovely test subject. And yes, bitch, I’m jealous. ;)

All the proposed episode ideas they floated on the DVD commentaries sounded gold (Single White Female but with KITT; Jay going on tour with a boy band while Silent Bob becomes Quik Stop manager to relieve his boredom without his friend around, turning it into an incredibly successful business in the process; giving…

Those are Eames chairs. They never go out of style. 

She also couldn’t keep straight who told who they should want to stay on Gus’ good side. That one’s just weird.

Sure is good to have Jimmy McGill insisting on accurate trash pop culture references again: “Actually it’s Jaws 3D.”

The whole thing looks like a crappy Snapchat filter. This was before Snapchat, so technically, it’s a groundbreaking achievement.

I guess I’m just less prone to hysterics than you. I would be excited to meet any president, whether I respected his policies or not. I also wouldn’t compare a leader with bad policies who I didn’t like to someone who oversaw the genocide of 6 million Jews and millions of other undesirables, but that seems to be…

It’s also possible that he thinks it’s an honor to serve the Attorney General of the United States, regardless of any particular feelings about the individual occupying that office. I don’t like President Trump and disagree with most of his policies but I’d be pretty chuffed if he patronized my business.

New ad slogan: “Chipotle: Want to Take a Sick Day?”

Getting some Christopher Pike from that font

This is the superior cover, but even then the drummer is fucking up the syncopation on the toms badly. It really stands out since they start with just the drums, and if they had just dialed it back a bit most people wouldn’t even miss it.

It looks like a shitty Fear Street knock-off.

I remember watching Alien and Predator and numerous other R-rated movies when I was nine and not having a problem with them. Unfortunately, our children aren’t clones of us or I could transfer my brain into my son’s skull and achieve true immortality.

Rampaging asshole accidentally saves teen from slipping disk with shit-ass deadlift form.

I wondered what was so unique about this from a 90's kid perspective, since it’s not like we didn’t have The Watcher In the Woods and all the things you describe. Also lots of kids watched Poltergeist and Jaws IIRC. I’m curious about this “Harry Potter horror backlash” the article talks about. Yes, HP was huge and not…

Eh, it is close enough to be within the margarine of error

The guy is passionate about food, all I care about. Is he an absolute goofball? Sure. Dude pushes local Mom and Pops, which is awesome. That is way more meaningful than a show/host that focuses on restaurants that only a select few will ever get the chance to eat at. 

I think the weirdest part about this whole thing is that when you click that tweet, twitter has the image tagged as “may contain sensitive material” like it’s porn. These aren’t the kinds of cans that normally get censored.