Alex Jones claims that Hillary is sending goats to attack red states in 3... 2... 1... 

It’s always nice to see a new coach who acknowledges his program’s traditions. 

12-year-old (through present) me checking out their albums on cassette from the library and listening to them/copying them via high-speed dubbing* and listening to them over and over and over disagrees with your theory.

Bread heels also make passable emergency hamburger buns, but only if you’ve used enough of the loaf to make getting to the bottom heel feasible.

Condolences.

I take back every bad thought, word, emotion, post, comment, Tweet, ‘gram, bathroom graffiti, Craigslist ad, and voicemail that I have ever made about Drew Magary if he bankrupts Univision on the way out the chute. 

possible but unlikely.

Maybe. But most of us are old farts who grew up with these dudes on TV and on our record players. Now, get the fuck offa my lawn.

I can assure you, no one was getting 10 year-old me high when I was sneakily staying up late on Sunday nights watching Monty Python on my tiny B&W tv back in the 70's. That, Carol Burnett, and SNL shaped my sense of humor - which explains all the blank stares I’ve been getting for the past 40-odd years.

As the oldest person here, who watched Monty Python regularly and watched every film of their’s on initial release, to you I say your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Well, since I’m a cool, older person, I’ll tell you my theory, that it is. Yes, well you may well ask, what is my theory. my theory that I have follows the lines I am about to relate. Ahem.

While the TV show had many historic comedy sketches that everyone adores (myself included) they also had many sketches that were just plain flat and unfunny. I’m pretty sure the majority of these newly discovered sketches fall into the latter.

Man, and I thought Chuck was an asshole. 

We just molded a piece of bread around the hotdog like a makeshift bun.

The Venture Brothers on Sunday, Better Call Saul on Monday. Hell of a one-two TV punch. 

Personally I think he was kind of a dick to Paul Rudd a few weeks ago about Ant-Man.

He can be the Diddler.

Hilarious, he’s been railing against superhero movies in the first 20 minutes of WTF for the past month

Other than Pullman’s character, I don’t think it has anything in common with the first season.

I’m sorry, you seem to think bbq is an ingredient and not an art with different schools and techniques, but one instrument: a smoker.