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No, I’m sorry, that’s not bbq. Ribs, sure. But not bbq.

I got married about a year ago and half-jokingly put a smoker on my wedding registry. Naturally, it was the first thing that got bought (Thanks, Aunt Carol!). I’ve used it a few times but had to keep it at my parents’ place (luckily only about half an hour away) but my wife and I are closing on a house soon and I…

a picture of Drew’s grilling apron

I read that thing about baby back ribs and (because I’m a good Smokeboy) was preemptively furious at you since I was sure the next sentence was going to be advocating for beef ribs. But no, everything’s good. St. Louis is the way to go.

By sandwich press, do you mean the Snackster? The one that divided and sealed sandwiches into little triangular pouches? I used one once to make cherry pies (canned pie filling, white bread, butter and sugar). I miss that thing.

Yes, sure I’d like Tarantino to a Manson family film at Warner’s. But I really want him there so he can make a Legion of Doom movie where Lex and crew just talk shit about the Justice League for 2 hours.

In other news, Quentin Tarantino got really really old.

If you want to romance Tarantino you give him the foot!

All sports radio callers are bad, but can I submit “Guy Who Literally Wrote Down Every Word Of His Terrible Rant And Is Obviously Reading It On Air” as the shittiest of all?

But did you see green shirt’s double knockdown at 0:12?

Speaking of that enabling toxic mental stew of male comics reminds me of this -- another previous fave being especially sexist (in 1999):

Here’s a lesson, kids, never get famous for one thing about 50 years ago.

Some thoughts about everything going on lately...

According to the allegations, he didn’t masturbate in front of five women without their consent. One said no and he didn’t do it, one said yes because she was worried about what would happen if she said no. He masturbated in front of three women without consent (one was over the phone, but close enough.) So, let’s all…

When Louis CK reached out to her, she reportedly responded “THAT’S MY PURSE, I DON’T KNOW YOU!”

That was...poorly acted and not particularly funny. Great job, television!

I despise Moore from his Ten Commandments days, and this indecent contact and his victim-shaming response is frankly deplorable. He’s probably going to get elected. He’ll never withdraw from the race, those guys never think they have fault and instead play the victim role. Important people in the Republican party…

You can...ride my tail...any...time...(crowd boos, yanked off stage)

I’m commenting on my own comment because I had more to say. Watch that clip. Has the root of the message being delivered by Kimmel changed? I STILL see headlines like this on jezebel. It really bothers me that this website would get sanctimonious toward their readers when they post some of the headlines that they do.…