Fuck that blue field. Its unwatchable. (respectfully)

The empty seats at Bronco Stadium tell a different story. High ticket prices and 8:30 local starts during fall kills the live gate.

that has to be a joke

Upon reflection, I’ve thought of a less draconian yet somehow more radical solution: the AV Club should hire a Boomer stringer who can write with knowledge and be a resource about older television shows. Surely to God there’s gotta be a few old ex-TV Guide writers floating around somewhere.

The guy is a national analyst. He is going to be critical of OSU (and every other program) when they deserve it. But I guess to you he’s a sellout, even though he did more for OSU than you or most people have. But yeah, it’s cool to run a guy out of town with death threats because he isn’t a complete homer.

Then Herbie moved out of Columbus saying that the fans here sucked.

Now you know how we feel.

the Scooby-Doo knockoff pet dog

An old man trying to, in his mind, “get right with God” before the end. Sad. This isn’t how to do it, Richard.

She’ll figure it out if she doesn’t already know. I would loathe hearing something like this from the side chick.

She certainly is a treasure, except that she’s actually a Canadian treasure.

I don’t know, I wouldn’t be surprised if Theron showed up again, she did several episodes of Arrested Development and her star was equally bright at the time.

I’m a little sad that Mindy isn’t gonna get her cocaine tho.

“Now Harvey Weinstein is suing The New York Times”

It takes a fast car lady to lead a double life
It takes a slow star lady if you want to do it twice
You take your backseat rumble
Take your front seat wife
Takes a fast car lady to lead a double life

KFC gravy may contain chicken.

“Diane Sawyer is looking a bit meaty in the drumsticks.” - Bloom County

Pretty standard new-mom physique. I’m much more taken aback by what the interviewer is wearing.

Yeah, it really sucks. I’ve already had a Kinja account for years and years and the only way to port my discus over was to erase it all? That’s insane. I still don’t understand why it wasn’t possible to just integrate it.

I always assumed it was an open secret in Hollywood that the Weinstein brothers were giant, gross pervs—not because I had any inside knowledge, but because back in 1999, Fox’s highly referential Hollywood satire Action had an episode in which the “Rothstein brothers” hold a movie deal hostage until Ileana Douglas’s…