He just wants to be loved. Is that so wrong?

(Grabs card) This is written in crayon! And it says, ‘Buy milk’! And ‘milk’ is misspelled!

The reality was pretty sweet too, or at least it was for me. I know it’s easy to romanticize a long-ago time, but I have fairly clear hindsight in spite of the mind-altering substances my friends and I consumed.

Articles on this network of sites serve more to push an agenda rather than to inform. Also, Alabama has one of the largest African American populations in the country, so there are plenty of towns in the State that are run by Democrats.

LSU will be fine. That’s nowhere near what they paid Shaq.

Kevin, I’m terribly glad to see another of your Peanuts articles. They’ve consistently been enjoyable and insightful - I’d never considered Marcy as deeply as you did, and I’d forgotten a lot of Peppermint Patty’s less surface characteristics. Hope you’ve got more in the pipeline!

Given that the article was about how people will bring whatever preconceived decision they want to this video, I think this comment chain illustrates it pretty well.

They should get this guy to the White House ASAP

I’m shocked that all of the premature ejaculation jokes came so quickly.

Here’s the reality of survival under capitalism: I applied for upwards of 100 jobs after I graduated from college with a journalism degree. I couldn’t even get a seasonal cashier position at the mall. That’s how I ended up in marketing. Do I feel bad about it? Sure, it’s not what I’d hoped for. But I’m not $12,000 in…

I love how the original post dismisses The Good Place as “the dumb show before [Will and Grace]” then complains “is there nothing new in Hollywood?”

All of it, the show, the actors, the writers, Spike TV, even Vinnie Mancuso, have all vanished into the mist.

Folks...

I literally had no idea that this “Fantastic Fest” thing existed before a few days ago, and I have to say that none of the coverage so far leads me to believe it was ever particularly fantastic.

Hey, if Twitter doubles their max post length like they’re testing, a rant like this would only take FIVE tweets!

Isn’t this 5000x worse/grosser that it was at the premiere of Battle of the Sexes?

I figured at this point if we’re discussing the differences between a movie and a book series, book details from 1982 and 1997 were fair game.

For the record, I was treating the italicized finally as air quotes.

Is this what rock bottom feels like, AVClub?

A+ for vitriol and truth but in the spirit of Beavis and Butthead, it should tone down the bitter rage and increase the dry contempt.