Todd Brown, time to lose your Twitter pic before my lawyers sue you into The Phantom Zone.

are there guys and girls working there?

Back in 2004, when blogs were still a thing that people did, I had a blog. One night I wrote a long-ish entry on why I thought Rodney Dangerfield was the only modern comedian on par with Chaplin and Keaton. When I finished writing it, for the hell of it I went to Rodney’s web site and sent him a link to the post. (To…

The Single Guy was alright. It had Earnest Borgnine in it. Silverman, Ming-Na Wen and Olivia D’abo were also good. Couldn’t stand Joey Slotnick’s character, though. He just rubbed me the wrong way. 

*Black House, that is. I actually did read Bleak House, ha.

I’m struggling to see “psychopath Beth” as anything less than a retcon, let alone rivaling Rick. I’m not saying she’s a good person, but I’d buy this as a Rick manipulation before I’d buy that she’s been a violent crazy person all this time and we’re only just learning of it. She’s been nothing but a normal (if…

...with an incredibly young (well, 32,according to IMDB) Ming-Na Wen! Yes!

Imagining the climactic scene where she gets her hand out of the handcuff was bad enough, not sure I’d actually want to see gory movie magic fx of it.

I generally don’t believe in body shaming anyone but there are some people so vile exceptions must be made. Baron Harkonnen, Jabba the Hut, Trump in his white shorts playing tennis. All iconic for a reason.

I remember he hated Toy Story 3 because he didn’t understand why someone would give their toys away just because they were going to college.

There was about a three month period when I was way younger where I visited Aint-It-Cool-News a lot and I read a decent amount of Harry wles reviews. They were pretty bad. I remember he liked just about everything. He liked a lot of things about X-Men 3. Anyway I’m drunk right now how’s everybody doing t0night????

Let’s get BYU to allow a couple to fuck in the privacy of their rooms without threatening them with expulsion, then I’ll give them some credit.

yeah I really liked that too

The Single Guy

London No Uber Allies

i believe that is exactly why he wears them

He’s one day closer to the crushing inevitability of death, just like the rest of us.

Do you know how much money $80,0000.oo is? I bet they’re going to have to close down the whole show after this boner!

BACK IN MY DAY WE SUCKED ON WET SPONGES STRUNG AROUND OUR NECKS AND RESOAKED THEM WITH OUR TEARS

I would estimate conservatively that 25% of my usable kitchen cabinet space is occupied by kids’ water bottles. Of those water bottles, maybe 15 - 20% are actively being used. It makes me bonkers. The other day, I pulled out a sliding shelf to get at some tupperware and about 8 water bottles fell back behind the…