Now i have to check and see if they are really brothers or not.

I’ve been using the same Pepper Sauce for about a decade. Just adding new vinegar with it gets too low and putting it back into the fridge.

I knew you would notice. That's what made it so hot 

We messed this up long ago, but now when one of my children vacate their bed for ours, I take my pillow and get in their empty bed. Sure that bed is little and sucks but I sleep better I would with that little tasmanian devil whirling around next to me 

Dear Salty,

I think maybe it’s because there is no build up? Usually there would be a few minutes of slow build before they would get to the place where we are in this video. Maybe they just cut a chunk out to show, and there will be more in the final presentation, but to me it’s just not funny without some sort of context for…

I’d be down with a show based on that prequel short story to Salem’s Lot if we are just pitching King Shows

Of all of Stephen Kings bad endings, It has the worst ending.

Only the Long Island type

This is the answer. The only cereal you need in your house.

The correct answer is Southern Potato Salad with Mustard, sliced eggs and pickles.

Maybe we could start in the nostrils?

My kids like to mix french and italian dressing (Kids, what kind of dressing do you want on your salad? Children in unison: “Both!”) And my wife likes to put french dressing on her pizza. I am living with and raising weirdos.

Yes, because it was a Jell-o SALAD. It had grapes and maybe diced celery inside it. But all my elementary school aged brain saw was Jello and a big dollop of whitestuff. Anyway, i learned a valuable lesson that day, but I still cannot eat mayo except as a binder or something where its basically hidden by other…

YES! That was it. I knew it was one of those middling chains, but i couldn’t remember which one.

Is it sweet? because if it’s not sweet like real frosting, you are going to be in for some trouble and quite possible could scar a child for life with this shit.

This is my favorite genre of article on these Former Gawker blogs. This fits in nicely with the Best Restaurant in New Yorks and the one about Applebee’s all you can eat whatever. So i’m looking forward to reading more about you exploring your new neighborhood.

Must be. Did Birdy and the Fry Guys molest some kids or something?

Sounds like you took her to a Whole Foods

...back in the day—and this is just purely honest, because my politics have changed and whatnot—but, every birthday, I would drop everything and get a Big Mac.