Seems to me like one of those horses in Guys picture up there should be a Donkey.

He gave the money because his daddy’s name is already on a bunch of campus buildings and he wanted one with his name on it. AND, he thought he could dictate something about the curriculum, which he probably would have been able to do, if he wasn’t such a heavy handed dick.

I haven’t been to TB is a long time, but it came to my attention this week that they no longer make the MexiMelt, and THIS IS A TRAVESTY AND MUST BE CORRECTED!

Honey Mustard if you need a moistener

For me it’s about not trusting the quality of the tomato at the restaurant. I like a nice farmers market tomato, but the mealy underripe/overripe/falsely ripe tomato i get from Wendy’s? No thank you. Just leave it off please.

Are you a prison guard? What kind of work do you do that you cannot leave for lunch. Even when i worked in a zipper factory, I got manditory lunch breaks, and if there was enough time you could leave the premises for lunch.

Colin Quinn could use the paycheck, i’m sure.

If you are afraid to go by yourself, get a group up. Ask some pals first thing in the morning.

Also, if you’re the type of person who maybe interjects to much during company meetings, take a lollypop with you and eat that during the meeting so maybe you keep your mouth shut.

My advice to those who wish to receive it:

Maybe not, but even in the deep south where i live, you will occasionally get one in your change. (More likely to be a dime, though honestly)

The best part of that gif is the facial expression of the dude in the back working his Sunsetter retractable awning. He’s so surprised

Nets all the way to the foul pole

My dad has a sword from the civil war from a Yankee general that ‘billeted’ himself in a female relatives house, but left it there when he had to flee in a hurry or something. I think the story went that she often gave “aid and comfort” to any handsome man who was lucky enough to need a place to stay for the night.

I’m pretty sure it’s one of the reasons we have the 3rd amendment in the US.

In Nandor’s defense, the opening to the Electric Company could be mistaken for the preamble to the constitution.

I was really afraid she was going to burst into flame up there on the roof at the end.

Coming right up!

I was all like, “You have a girlfriend?” and he was just all, “Roll Tide”