How dare Facebook attempt to censor Baby Jesus’ Holy Sceptre

Also, you can use a Costco Giftcard without being a member. Just flash that baby at the entrance like you would a member card

I always like breakfast for dinner, so maybe something eggy. Like a Corned Beef Hash casserole or Sausage and Egg Biscuits or something

Hahaha. Make up the difference. That’s a good one. Always nice to start off the day with a laugh.

It’s a pretty jarring change in the first novel, From contemporary times to the future post viral settlement. I thought the book really slowed down after the transistion, but once i got back into it, i really liked it. I don’t know how they are going to do this on tv, because it’s really two completely different books…

It would be even creepier somehow

Dammit. Look what you’ve made me do with this story. I’ve got to post this video now.

My parents are aging now, so during the fall I drive them up to football games and then leave them with their friends to tailgate while i go hang with mine. They have been tailgating with my Dad’s best friend from Kindergarten forever basically, and they all have a job. My Mom’s is to bring the pimento cheese…

To be fair, is previous side piece was a robot named Alexa

I have had the unfortunate occasion to listen to a drunken answering machine message I left to a young lady while i was walking home from the bar one night. (I used a payphone to call, it was in the 2000s!)

Yes, variations of it 3 or 4 times in my 20s, but they were so vivid that i obviously remembered them. Details like the location would change, but the truck and it’s bumper would always stay the same. (it was a 70s model truck with two-tone paint. Green body / white cab.)

I used to have a recurring nightmare where i was crossing the street and an old beatup pickup truck comes tearing around the corner. It’s rear bumper is hanging off all askew. It’s one of those rusty metal ones that’s wider than the truck bed. A tree or something has obviously fallen on this truck before, because the…

I’m a grown ass man, no one tell’s me what to not to eat.

I’ll be back in those olden days, the D students were employed as janitors who’s only job was to clean up everyone elses poop. It’s probably the only spells they could cast.

I want to go ahead and thank William J Sisti for providing the header photo. I just spent 30 minutes poking around his Flickr account and now i have to go back to work, so i just had time to skim the actual article.

Suzy Bogguss and that giant hat! Hello nurse!

Ronnie Milsap’s sister used to live up the street from me when I was a little kid and I remember his tour bus being parked outside her house most Christmases. That was always neat to see for a kid

“Lorrie Morgan killed Keith Whitley” was the country music version of Kurt and Courtney. I knew several people who insisted on it back in the day and refused to listen to her because of it

If you find a plastic baby Jesus in your King Cake ice cream, you have to buy the next tub for the emergency room staff that removed it from your throat.

I’ll be eating my New Years Hoppin’ John for the 3rd and final time tonight, so it will be a while before i get around to eating Blackeyed Peas again, but this looks good. Especially when the farmers market starts again and the Blackeyed and Lady Peas are out in full force again.