I’ve always like Phil. People seem to think he’s not cool because he looks like an accountant. Lol

I was so hoping for someone to yell “Worldstar” at some point...

30 years ago I was a political science major in college. This election makes me kind of ashamed of that.

Regardless of political affiliation, that statue is good. Leave the statue alone.

Bills fans don’t take a day off

7. I went to Boston once and they were mean to me.

People... abandoned warehouses are where the spiders live. There is no touching and making out in these kinds of places. Someone is going home with spider bites on their butt. This PSA brought to you by Citizens Against Warehouse Kissing.

Hi guys, just popped in from the timeline where Weiner and John Edwards are this year’s Democratic ticket, and want to let you know that things aren’t great there, either.

Where have I read this before.....hmmm oh wait last year. Let’s all panic again

HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.

There was this one time, where I almost spilled all my secrets on the internet because someone asked me to...but then I didn’t...whew, that was a close one!

This is an article a cop would post...

I’m with you. Jezebel seems to have a problem with him because he dates models and hasn’t settled down yet and had 2.5 kids and BBQs on the weekend. I don’t get it. Adults will date whomever they want. I’m not sure how having consensual relationships with women is “entitlement.” Its perplexing.

Holy shit am I excited to watch Rick Ross talk about Mo Vaughn!

In a similar vein, you know who needs a biopic? Frances Cleveland. She was 21 and got married on the White House, AND she was a huge cultural trendsetter in Washington and beyond.

oh no, its far simpler than that - i’m full of shit.

Another day (hour?) another poorly researched article by Hamilton Nolan. Wish this ritual had stayed at Gawker so I could just ignore them. Thanks a lot, Peter Thiel.

Mr. T served in the Army.

According to Danny Trejo himself, the one person in Hollywood that scares him is John Cusak.