My takeaway:

He’s channeling Morris Day and the Time once again.

I wanna party with Bruno Mars because I feel like I would get to live my dream of having a legit my-whole-crew-versus-your-whole-crew dance battle.

Best summation of “Birth of a Nation” that I’ve read comes courtesy of Matt Zoller Seitz (http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-birth-of-a-nation-2016)

I fucked my ankle up a couple of times playing sports in high school and the most I ever had to do was stick my foot in a Gatorade bucket of ice.

That the rape was a catalyst to Turner’s rebellion. Did not happen.

This was a huge mistake on the part of the mayor. The NYPOST can really suck, however the questions the reporter was asking the mayor were completely legitimate, non-sucky questions. Questions about policy, members of his cabinet, and the death of a 6 year old. These questions are fair ones and to refuse to answer…

“When Savitt began at Yahoo the top managers reporting to her … including the chief editors of the verticals and magazines, were less than 20 percent female. Within a year and a half those top managers were more than 80 percent female,”

So torn. The post is the worst and has been for years. But their headlines are often things of beauty. So torn. Still, De Blasio is a politican and should know that you can avoid a partisan hack reporter, but you can’t be so obvious about it. Part of the game is negative coverage. Just ask any politician. And I don’t…

NYC wouldn’t be the same without The Post though. It’s like the resident troll under the bridge. You can’t stand him but if he disappears you wonder if something bad happened to him.

Believe me, the sensationalist reporting on storms down here is hilarious.

If meth dealers are anything like crack dealers, the trap house near my apartment was going gang busters during Hurricane Sandy.

So, You want to tell me You have curfew in America due to some strong winds, and some reporter goes ape-shit, calling “crazy” and “dangerous” because of someone doing donuts on TOTALLY EMPTY road?

The reporter is probably just copping an attitude because it is difficult to hold 1.) her hat on, 2.) the microphone, and 3.) that guy’s beer.

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Livers are a hoax perpetrated by the liberal media. How can something like alcohol which makes me forget so much be so bad?

Kiefer’s liver wishes that Kiefer would care just a little bit.

If the name of my employer was Booz Allen Hamilton I’d steal too. Just think of the movie waiting to be made...

Am I missing something? These folks do need to evacuate. They could die like thousands before them if they don’t. What context am I not getting? We don’t have hurricanes in Atlanta.