Best 11th grade civics essay I’ve read this year.

I feel like maybe Eminem had a childhood idol in Superman, and it sort of fucked him in a way when Reeve became paralyzed. So this is like Em’s id just crawling out and saying “NOOOOOOO!!!!! SUPERMAN, WHY?!?!?!?! :( : ( :( :(“

Smooth. Only communists like chunky.

Vaseline, used motor oil, used anal lube, all better choices.

He is a programmer and sometimes sysadmin who subscribes to a Marxist philosphy on life who also wears flip flops and band merch t-shirts everywhere while talking to people about “uptime” and Scrum. And makes really good money.

Dad likes Asian chicks with big tits and mom likes dudes with great mustaches (mom is Korean and dad is Mexican). And no, I am not joking. That is literally their whole deal (and that they support each other and had kids together). Kinda gives me hope actually: you don’t have to like love every bit of your partner,…

Why do you have to make me hate you Bobby? Here I was, thinking “Bobby Finger, the first ever good Jeze-dude,” and now this.

31 of 50 state legislatures are Republican

HOW IS YOUR SISTER A TRUMPETTE?!

I totally understand why Biden did not run though. He’d be like the oldest ever president, and he is tired, and (Jalopnik had an article on this) the Secret Service WON’T LET HIM DRIVE HIS SWEET CLASSIC CAR and he has grandkids now and they kick ass.

I am going to miss Uncle Joe. He was a bit touchy-feely but he was so utterly fantastic otherwise. He is the cool uncle who introduced you to Pantera, and when he found you drinking your parents vodka he was disgusted and started sneaking you bourbon because “kids these days” don’t know how to LIVE, dammit.

I don’t know how many ways Jay can make it plain that Kanye is just an artist to him. There has been so many things Jay did over the years. “Death to Autotune” was practically a bullet through 808's and Heartbreak.

I kind of believe it in though. There is SO MUCH MEDIA today. Used to be you could read a newspaper and watch some network TV, and I feel like more got done back then. Just look at Congresses record in the 1960s compared to today.

“I promise you all that this is the last time I will be in the news for anything negative.” - Azealia Banks

Ok Taco’s may literally be a form of sandwich, but I refuse to label them as such as it sort of degrades tacos, ok? Like Tacos are great and sandwiches are just ok. I’d rather uplift this better, more awesome version of the sandwich called a “taco” to its own food because that way no one will ever accidently compare…

There are so many lies in your post it isn’t funny. Clinton did not “instigate” a war in Libya by any possible measure. That was a pro-democracy uprising that was being viciously machine-gunned to death by a tyrant. The French were the first to try and take out the Tyrant’s heavy weapons and the US followed.

I saw the same video! The guy was incredible. I liked how he did it too: “I can’t prove we did or did not go to the moon, but I can prove we didn’t have the technology to fake it.”

Good god. Trump wants to bring back the 1950s and so does Hamilton Nolan. HamNo, I’m going to tell you what I told Trump: the 1950s are not coming back. The economy is globalized, the jobs aren’t inherit to any geographical locations of political system. The unions aren’t going to come back.

You mean the candidate that was anti-vax, the candidate that gave 9/11 truthers a platform, the candidate who has never held any elected office beyond some county level crap?

So I’m POC and I am voting for Clinton. What is your point? That your blackness somehow elevates your level of importance? A vote is a vote.