Sorry, they weren’t children screaming they were goats. I’ll try to keep it down next time.

I was expecting some instruction on how to deal with crashing into a large pileof empty cardboard boxes or a fruit stand? Seemed to be the bane of seventies cop cars during pursuits...

I’d imagine there are many people closer who could remove the engine. The trick is getting it back in and having it work afterwards.

For the discerning BMW M4 owner in your life.

Craftsman bottle opener. Available at nearly all Sears, made from the same stuff as their wrenches, and only $5 on sale.

Can’t go wrong with that !

A keychain with their car model on it.

the lexus middle-management.

Alright I’ve got two for ya: First, the “Airstream ranch” off the side of I-4 in Dover, FL

Giant Muskie in Hayward, Wisconsin. Mentioned on MST3k once.

The Jimmy Carter peanut statue in Georgia. I still lose sleep trying to make sense of it.

This is glass.

I do knot think this wood be a very poplar car.

1. No, you probably do not want a press car.

They get depressed.

*Pull up to light that just turned red. SUV pulls up alongside, guy in passenger seat starts waving at me joyously and frantically like he knows me, motions to roll down my window. I do.*

“I want rumbly V8 power but I want it in the most boring way possible.” -The owner of this car.