Man, that’s a fucked up looking Camaro, did they let Audi design the front end?

National Anthem of Bringatrailerstan.

Bubble, bubble, little car,
How I wonder how high you are!
Up above the world your price so high,
Like a comet in the sky!

Texting while driving is dangerous, I agree. Downloading Flash to play this game is much more dangerous.

Wheels should be trained like this tire.

This wheel is the physical racing embodiment of myself. Wanting to do well and help others but in the end being all alone and causing more harm than good. #sebringreflections

I own a minivan and I approve this message.

You might notice - that with so many cars and trucks going to those “stylish” LED-type DRLs ringing around the headlights - that a turn signal, once engaged, turns OFF the DRL on that side of the car so that the turn signal may be seen in a bright contrast from any distance, where it would be obscured if the DRL…

You definitely want some designers in there lest you end up with this:

that is not an suv, that is a lifted sportscar

Wait... The cops have credit card machines?

Damn. This might make Tesla not show a profit next quarter. I blame the oil companies, obviously.

In case of what? In case the landing wasnt a success? If that is true, went did they say it wasn’t a success?

Im pretty sure anyone who owns or previously owned a 1999 Volvo S80 learned that one the hard way.

Having backup transportation is always a good thing. Someday you’ll get a big boy bike, Torch.

Nauga Please.

Second car? Big wagon? Ancient print media? Rejoice over this period response:

~Finish fapping, hop over to Jalopnik to ease the feelings of dirty, guilty, remorse and see this post...