“We always start with nailing the key user-journey and then proceed with releasing extra features. YouTube started with ‘watch video.’...

I haven’t logged into Kotaku in a year but I just wanted to log back in and say you made me laugh. Bravo.

Say what you will, but I think the Ouya 2 shows great promise.

So...I know it’s cliche at this point to rag on Stadia, but seriously, what tiny sliver of a demographic is this for at this point? People who want to play a tiny number of AAA games (probably at full price, many years after release and much cheaper elsewhere) but not enough to have purchased a console or PC yet, who…

Do fuck off, now. Thanks, bye.

Splinter was the only thing that ever made you relevant, just for simply how fucking stupid and wrong you were about everything Splinter ever covered and thus provided you means to be an example of anything. Without Splinter, you’re notable for nothing at all.

... That’s not how capitalism works.

Go away.

Also firing the senior editor on Deadspin at the final of the world series and when the NCAA decides to let students profit off of their own images. And now articles of impeachment are about to be rolled out and they don’t have a politics-dedicated blog.

Don’t worry, they took down the most-highly trafficked site in their portfolio too. This is peak venture capital.

shit on the floor and sleep in it, you twerp

Fuck off narc. 

God, how are you always such a bag of stupid,misinformed,misformed,(heh) assholish dicks? Why are you like this?

Not really. See: cigarettes. And “eventually” may contain lifetimes.

Ahhhh, it wouldn’t be a Splinter post without you here for everyone to yell at uselessly. Thank you for being here to flog repeatedly and annoy the piss out of all of us.

Now explain the continued existence of Donald J. Trump and how it fits into your dumb little explanation of how capitalism works.

I will never encounter some of the folks on this site again, and I am very thankful for it.

They shouldn’t have written all those sports stories.

Sit on it, Potsie