“Roadway deaths in the United States declined in both 2017 and 2018, the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration reports. The decline is accredited to the new safety and driver assistance technologies being implemented in cars.”

Throwing a smart phone from a moving car at a moving cyclist (who may be wearing a helmet) is not likely to kill them, let alone hit them in the first place.

Stop trying to make Pool Boys happen. 

...that’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe.

When a joke isn’t funny, it is important to keep telling it. It is this persistence that will someday get me out of the grays.

I’m starting to think the only thing to do is punish the collective until they see why they need to police their own.

Who said anything about cooking?

Your picture with that phrase goes so well. 

Cooking babies has too high a carbon footprint.

1. There should be more hurricanes.

Keep awful, outrageous ideas to yourself?

True, but the reason is a little more nuanced than that. The real truth is that a salesperson who has to provide a price quote remotely already knows that if this sale goes off without a hitch, and is extremely easy to carry out, the most they’ll make is a mini. So, $125 to $250 depending on the dealer and brand. Not…

The cringiest phrase I hear when a dealer has a car priced with a mark up or is otherwise uncompetitive but refuses to budge: “We’re waiting for the right buyer”

That’s how it works. It’s difficult, but you can make money off smart people.

It’s not “almost like”. Those dealers depend on making as many customers suckers as possible.

Several years ago, my wife was shopping for a new car. She put together a spreadsheet (she loves spreadsheets) before we went to the dealers. She showed the spreadsheet to one of the salesmen, and he just handed over the keys for us to take the test drive ourselves. He didn’t wanna waste his time on a well-informed…

This is pretty much spot on. With the internet available, I’m shocked that some dealers still get away with these games. When shopping for one car recently, I got no response online within a day and went to the dealer for a test drive. They of course “couldn’t find the keys” to the model I wanted to drive, but had the …

I don’t know whether to laugh or get mad at these responses. It’s almost like they don’t want to sell to informed consumers who do their prep, rather take advantage of the sucker who walks in the door with absolutely no clue.

As somebody who photographs cars at car shows somewhat frequently, I have two rules: