The combination of headline + image made me really wish it was the mascot.

What bothers me isn’t this tweet, rather that 12,500 people thought it was clever and/or relevant.

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Maybe someone should place a “DO NOT RESIGN” memo on his desk next time.

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“It looks like Darth Vader fucked a dune buggy.”

I’m thinking this was a price the seller came to after looking at the money he’d spent on it, rather than even a cursory glance at anything resembling FMV.

Making him a “very fine person” and not a terrorist at all.

I propose we give every UPS driver a bomb.

[The] “official” bunny book was written by Charlotte Pence, not Mike Pence, and proceeds from it are donated to foundations for providing art therapy to children with cancer and an anti-human-trafficking non-profit.

Pre-2008, it was the Freestyle, essentially a Five Hundred in wagon form (Ford decided in 2005 that all its passenger cars needed a name starting with F, because reasons).

This is a criminally underrated comment.

Yep, that’s about as good as the internet’s gonna get this week.

Looks like a half-Jeep, half-Warthog. Or does it look more like a Puma? I don’t know what a puma is; I might be making that up. Chupathingy! Let’s go with that.

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It was, in retrospect, Ford testing the waters for what the Explorer would eventually become: a car-based CUV with three rows of seats.

Australia got the even more Meh end of the Ford-Nissan partnership stick, thanks to also being part of what was called the Button plan (after the senator who sponsored it) to consolidate the Aussie car industry. It wound up being a massive Meh orgy involving Ford, GM, Toyota and Nissan and produced some of the…

Ah, that last one: the Taurus X. Worked at a Ford dealer when those were released and every day it was a struggle trying to enunciate “taw-rus EX” instead of “taw-rah-SEX.”

Indeed it is, which would be fine if Precourt and co. had a deal done on any of the following: a) a stadium, b) a site for said stadium, or (c) even so much as an invitation from the city of Austin to move the team there before he decided he wanted to do this. That’s what makes this less like a Browns-to-Baltimore…

If you didn’t read that in Clarkson’s voice, what are you even doing here?