Off topic, but your Kinja name is my new favorite.

Especially if you park nearest to the street in a bank/strip mall/Wendy’s parking lot.

The Sooner Schooner just Rhode out of town.

Pictured: Monalisa, no smile.

I’ll admit it: I owned the third one on VHS (actually, I may have taped it from a TV viewing), watched it at least 20 times and loved it for all its camp and ridiculousness - hell, the theme song is still stuck in my head to this day. Of course, I was in junior high at the time and entertaining dreams of being a…

Hope it stands up better to a bowling ball than a sinkhole.

I live in a (somewhat) liberal city and my kids live with their mother in a rural part of the state. They are often telling me about things that a classmate said or a pejorative that one of them used, and all I can do is continually remind them to be better and to set the example. I might be the only liberal voice…

Harvard fan: [wipes tears with $50 bill]

+1 kilo

The whole thing looks like it’s been frozen in time for 20 years to be that clean, and the color combination is simply gorgeous. NP all day, every day.

I thought “colonial burn” was what the blankets gave you.

It’s idealistic as hell, but I’m not going to make a cynic out of him. Cynicism mired my generation in “why bother when nothing will change?” inaction. Maybe a more idealistic perspective can make a change.

And that makes four L’s.

Another fantastic write-up with amazing photos, Ken. Japan’s tourism board must be delighted with all the free work they’re getting out of you.

Yowch. I’m simultaneously impressed and heartbroken that I can’t disagree with it.

At least five.

Well, if the model gets renamed to Fission next year, we’ll know why.

I didn’t. I don’t know about the other guy.

RIP, John Clarke. His weekly mock interviews with Bryan Dawe were appointment TV in my house when I was young.