Way ahead of you. Seeing Blaney bring the Wood Brothers back to a competitive level last year was a breath of fresh air. His win at Pocono when he drove the wheels off it to hold off Harvick gave me all the feels. Plus I live in Ohio and his Dad’s from this state, so the locals like to claim the son as one of their…

Yeah, I want to like this for the nod to the old racers, but it just looks silly on a road car.

The only thing more real than the beef is the crushing reality that sports don’t matter and we’re all going to die someday. Enjoy Arby’s.

To this day I picture Temecula as being full of belligerent sports fans with a bad case of Nikolai Khabibulin eye twitch, ready to throw down at a moment’s notice. I’m afraid to visit it.

Anyone remember when (around 2010 IIRC) Honda was touting their reliability because none of their IndyCar engines had supposedly failed in a race? Love to know what the writers of that campaign are doing these days.

I’m torn on Keselowski. He’s always been kind of a jerk, but I’m a Ford guy and when Penske switched to Ford in 2013, I became a Keselowski guy too.

I might be weird for thinking this but I’m actually more inclined to root for the guy - same as I did with Arian Foster - if he has the guts to be out as an atheist in an overwhelmingly Christian, American pro sports landscape (especially true of football players; how many of their Twitter bios have a Bible verse, or…

That just screams “fragile mail ego.”

From all angles, it looks half-mail truck, half-SWAT vehicle. So, weirdly apropos given the current state of things.

I was selling in the Phoenix area (one of the worst cities to be in during the mid-2000s recession), so “how hungry are you” could have meant a few things depending on how bad the month was.

All In, a hotly anticipated independent wrestling show produced by Cody Rhodes

The chainsaw couldn’t complete enough cycles, so the whole thing didn’t go swimmingly and the attackers did a runner.

My god, Soledad is a beautiful human being in every way.

That is a crazy (beautiful) level of attention to detail there.

These are dealerships run by old-school GSMs who sagely intone things like, “The point of sales is to get the customer into the store” or “Nothing can replace face-to-face interaction”

I feel like this wouldn’t have been out of place in a Williams-Sonoma catalog (or a Hater’s Guide thereto).

I am unable to listen to him speak without becoming immediately enraged to the point where I actually start thinking about the dollar value of the nearest item and whether it’s worth it to throw it as hard as I can. No other person - not even my ex-wife in the darkest days of our divorce - elicits this reaction from…

MLS needs to continue on its furious quest to expand because it’s the only way the league stays (if it ever was) economically viable. Even at its current clip, MLS is losing money, and they admitted as much a few years back. Expansion franchise fees have to go up, and they have to keep absorbing new markets, to try…

Meanwhile, Precourt has scoped out stadium sites in Austin.

I made a Mallrats reference too, but I see I was beaten out by four minutes.