Could you lean down a little? It’s hard to hear you from that pedestal you hold yourself on.

No joke, @NBACATWATCH is the reason Twitter was invented.

@NBACatWatch is on it!

I hesitated before hitting publish, and decided to go ahead with the joke about the Rams QBs because of the Tweet that said Bailey’s injuries were non life-threatening.

I know this is Deadspin, but is this really the time?

That shot of him crawling and trying to get up is horrifying.

Jim’s official statement, posted earlier today to NeoGAF:

I like that the other guy was screaming in “pain” until he realized just how badly Garrido was injured, then sprang to his feet and frantically waved for the medics.

WHOA! Washington has now beaten Tampa Bay AND New Orleans at home? This is why I always say, “set your standards low.” Even if you are a bad NFL team, you can still pretend you won the Super Bowl by simply winning a game.

Didn’t you just make this comment on the other article? We get it man, you’re Islamophobic.

Women from the start of comic books up until a few years ago: “Ugh, almost every single hero is male”.

THANK YOU. As a humongous fallout fan even I am flabbergasted by all this ass kissing. I am fully invested in this game(New Ps4 , pipboy edition game, guide, art book) and there is no turning back now, but seriously, its downright sad. I cant wait to play it and Im sure its fun as hell, but There isn’t anything wrong…

Everyone always says “oh, it’s to be expected” and “par for the course” and “just the way these big games are”...

Everyone losing their minds about Batman performance issues, but Bethesda gets a free pass ‘cause that’s the way they ship their games right? Double standards much?

Yikes. Nobody saw this coming.

This is why I chose it. :)

You need to calm down. He barely said anything. You are being more offensive than he was.

Get ready for Gamergate: The Movie? Deadline reports that producer Amy Pascal is developing a film based on a memoir by indie developer Zoe Quinn. If it happens, it’ll showcase the movement that has made so many people’s lives miserable over the past year. Scarlett Johansson is reportedly interested in starring.