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Oh yes, that one article. How could I forget that one article. Because when an athlete is accused of rape, deadspin only writes one article about the incident. And never mentions the allegations when writing a different article about the athlete.

¿HQ? seriously is the best show on ESPN. You can’t find another sports show period that’d actually bring a guest like Kyle Turley on and take him seriously. Take the Colin Cowherd clip linked in the article. (Actually don’t. Cowherd is a baboon’s turgid anus.) Maybe Dan Patrick might take a guest like Turley and take

They should at least sell that analog stick as an accessory for the Elite controller.

Well I didn’t see anyone singing, so the title should read more like “new playstation advertising is a dance party” I did not get a musical feel from this at all

I’m just waiting to find out that Carson is really just a white guy in black face that was dreamed up by the Republican party.

i’m a trans woman, and i hate it when an athlete i admire comes out and talks about how much they hate me.

thankfully i’ve never given half a fuck about Lance Berkman, so seeing him slowly turn into a transmisogynist baseball fossil is pretty fun

I love the Wizards. They’re like the exceptions to the DC sports mess. The Redskins are a constant garbage fire, the Nationals have recently been a cradle of failed expectations and poor decision making, and the Capitals are perpetual chokers at the biggest stage.

About 15 minutes in, I made the critical mistake of choosing the cat-o-nine-tails item, which technically gives you 10 lives...but each life only gets a single heart. It’s terrible, an item that I’ve never found much use for, and it doomed my run. I soon entered into boss rooms where I was unable to avoid getting hit.

(Nothing the starters do can make up for the fact that the bullpen will be bad, and the offense will return to its pre-July 25 atrocity against baseball.

Annnnnd fuck you

Steve Williams served as Tiger Woods’ caddy from 1999 to 2011 ... [and] recently wrote a book called “Out Of The Rough” about his time with Tiger.

Asked how he knew what it felt like to be a slave, Williams said he used to have one black friend.

I grew up in South Carolina so I think I’ve got a good handle on what does and does not constitute being a slave. Something about making at least $8 million over 12 years, not including endorsement deals, doesn’t really strike me as slavery. Suck it up, dude, and while you’re at it pick up my fucking club.

Nah, the superior option for many is both. And streaming boxes are so cheap there’s no reason not to. (And a lot of people don’t want or need the extra PC stuff.)

I am dissatisfied. How dare they make me buy games I want and give me games I’m not quite interested in that I end up liking.

But at least I have it in your mom most nights.

Yeah, there were rules in place that your channel had to have something like 80% of its content revolve around gaming, give or take, while the rest could be something else (podcasts, even cooking shows in some cases). A lot of the reason why this Creative thing exists now is because they saw just how popular those

1st game of NBA regular season > MLB World Series

I was required to read a book for my AP Literature class in high school (How to Read Literature Like a Professor), but it was about the nature of writing, and one of the chapters was entitled: “There’s no such thing as a wholly original piece of literature”. It basically described how, for almost the extent of written

This is what happens when a black guy with too much cheddar encounters a white person with swiss cheese for brains.