Go sit on a porcupine, Mitch.

This is possibly one of the most innovative and visceral insults I’ve ever read. I thank you for your contribution!

AMEN, BROTHER!

I haven’t heard anyone say anything about the story cutscenes. I agree that they are some of the best in gaming. My hatred is for the unskippable cutscenes that are part of the drudgery of the game. Everything in the room where Sam sleeps is incredibly frustrating after you’ve seen them the first hundred times. I am…

What, comrade?

The sad thing is that there is a huge contingent of people today who lack any sort of taste and intelligence when it comes to film. Everything I have read up to this point talks about how the first movie sucked and that no one wants sequels. I’m fairly sure that after the second movie drops these same writers will be…

Wait...  Dreams has actually been released?  When did this happen?

This right here is my problem with so many modern video games and why they aren’t classics. I don’t want to be in charge of how the game is structured. That’s the video game designer’s job. What game is possibly improved by some random dude running around like an idiot and spewing juvenile foolishness in the game chat?