Bet you’ve also got a big dick, a hot wife, and tons of money, amiright? Protip: If you claim to be successful/funny/smart/individual: you aren’t.

As a felon who recently** received a Masters in CompSci: It’s impossible to find a job, and this is with a felony from over a decade ago. And, I won’t blather about how innocent I was, but here’s some perspective: I was provided a choice of pleading guilty and receiving 6 months in prison (with time served), or 20…