I think one of Dump’s deepest seams of resentment is that just about all of his followers/glommers-on know how to Politician better than he does in the day to day workings of the job. De Santis is one of Satan’s golf cart drivers, for sure, but he knows enough that during the heartbreaking search for survivors in…

I mean, a heap of rancid pig fat left to fester outside the rendering plant is more attractive than Dump, objectively, but I do see your point.

DeSantis is both pure evil and dumb as a bag of rocks, and therefore the magas love him. He’s even dumber than Donnie BoneSpur because he lacks BoneSpur’s survival instinct. BoneSpur is third-generation mobster (if you count his grandfather running a whorehouse in Canada). This battle should be very interesting even…

Well the character looked like John Stamos…I would hit that.  

Because there’s no amount of goodwill you can build up with Trump that would ever lead him to choose not to go completely scorched earth on you for any perceived slight, and because ANYTHING other than constant, obsequious ass-kissing Trump will choose to perceive as a slight. And, man, you can glean everything you…

Cosign. Now he’s welcome to prove us wrong and actually be involved in the upbringing of all seven, by which I mean BEYOND financing the nannies.

“The ones that got pregnant are the ones that were supposed to get pregnant” feels kind of gross.

Reminds me of a L&O SVU with a guy who got off on getting women pregnant - lie about being sterile or damage condoms or switch out birth control pills. All about ego (look at MY SEED, see how well my dick works, coo over attributes from my genetic contribution), and control (You need me now more than ever while your…

All my grandparents came from families of at least 6 kids. None of them continued that tradition. I have a professional acquaintance who is one of 5 (he’s an old Gen X’er, missed the boomer cutoff by a few years) and has 4 himself and that feels like a lot to me. Anything more than 3 kids feels like a lot to me (I’m…

Hey, if you like it—we love it, Nick!

Pookie and Ray-ray Voltron Nick Cannon is out here shooting up the club with four different IG models. Four different single mothers running four different broken single parent households with a single stretched thin part time father.

“Trust me, there’s a lot of people that I could’ve gotten pregnant that I didn’t. The ones that got pregnant are the ones that were supposed to get pregnant.”

There is a troll in your replies, just dismiss them. They aren’t even consistent in their bullshit, picking a single point out of your comment, misrepresenting it it so they can strawman it, and ignoring everything else you said. Just use the the dismiss function on it.

Catch them later when you see them walking to the store to buy cigarettes. Trouble is not only are there a bunch of Judge Dredd wannabes and adrenaline junkies on the force, but cops are all about who “gets the collar” and hypercompetitive too. It ain’t enough that a suspect will eventually be caught, they think that…

Car chases are fucking stupid. Unless there’s straight up a hostage in the car or the perpetrator is spraying passers-by with gunfire or whatever, let them go. You have witnesses, you have footage, you have the license, you have other cars you can post up all over the place, you have what you need, you will find them.…

Yeah, & it’s only because pot stays in the system longer than any of the other drugs.

Correct, WADA has some extremely random forgiveness procedures. He claimed he was just at a party and it was all second hand. Sha’Carri isn’t trying any excuses. And i believe her ban will be dropped to 30 days. But because of the timing, she will be stripped of her Olympic Trials qualifier. So 2-4 get the spots in…

Psychiatrist: Why do you drink so much?

In 1998 Canadian snowboarder Ross Rebagliati won gold and later tested positive for marijuana At first he was disqualified but later his win was reinstated