Or wouldn’t wear condoms when fucking porn stars and Playboy models.

He’s not too far removed from what East Coast elites would consider trash. No matter how much money he and his family have the trashy behavior always shows through. 

I have always despised Trump. Even before the birther nonsense, before he ran for president, etc, he always struck me as a loud bully. Once he got on Obama’s case and everything after I learned he was far more dangerous and stupid than I realized. I was terrified the night of the 2016 election and all my fears and…

It’s the self awareness for me. Like, I like a lot of trashy shit, but I know it’s trashy, it just pleases the little goblin in my brain. No need to insist that your kitsch is the height of sophistication.

The mere fact that Trump saw the words “International Hotel” and thought ‘hmm, what should the restaurant be called? Of course, “BLT Prime!” Nothing says “cultured international traveller at a luxury hotel” like a BLT sandwich and a random marketing buzzword!’ kind of says all you need to know about his taste...

People say he’s a germaphobe but I doubt it. I think he just doesn’t like poor people or anyone he sees as beneath him. Is anyone here really going to argue he’s a fastidious hand washer?

Hey now, let’s not trash Diet Coke simply for the association. A fountain soda Diet Coke is one of the few guilty pleasures left to me. In fact, I want one right now. I’ll get it myself, thanks. 

Yeah, I’ll never forget watching the first season of The Apprentice and they did a thing where he invited the contestants up to his Trump Tower penthouse apartment, and everything - and I do mean EVERY DAMN THING - in the entire place was gold plated. It was just so fucking tacky, and looked exactly what a poor little…

Richie seemed to be kind and thoughtful, and enjoyed good relationships with his parents and friends. He basically didn’t do much that anybody who didn’t own a solid gold house could do.

It’s like, I actually admire people who are out and proud about “trashy” tastes—they can be fun and charismatic, and simply enjoy dressing and decorating in an over the top manner. But Dump is like the guy whose defense mechanism against his all-pervading shame is to do some bizarro-world recreation of what he thinks t…

None of the steps were “add poison” so this was a waste of time for all involved.

Diet Coke tastes good, but how the hell is that motherfucker still alive? 

He is the embodiment of the Richie Rich comic book, with dollar sign topiaries and gold plated toilets, except Richie was a nice kid IIRC.

What drove Trump crazy was the old money families and upper crust of NYC would have nothing to do with him. He so desperately wanted to be included in that crowd. But they saw him for what he was, a crass asshole, the only thing separating him from the hill jack idiots who love him is his money.

I think the anecdote about Tiffany making and cancelling reservations is hiding some really sad stories.

Jesus this sounds made up but you just know it’s not.

One of my favorite things is when a Trump supporter being interviewed said he liked some picture of Trump eating KFC because it made him feel like he was just like him, like they had some common ground. Motherfucker was eating KFC with a golden fork and knife on his private jet.

Ask the guys down at BJ’s Restaurants.

Trump is a paradox. On paper he is the epitome of a coastal elite - born into fabulous wealth, native of New York City, went to an Ivy League school.

Why would you name a steakhouse after a sandwich you don’t even have on the menu?