thatmixedhippiechick
ThatMixedHippieChick
thatmixedhippiechick

“Her incident has caused a massive change at the city’s Department of Social Services, including de-escalation training and a plan for every peace officer to have body cameras by the end of the year.”

“New York City taxpayers have to pay dearly for the bad judgment of officers who ripped a baby from a woman’s arms during a visit to a human resources office last December.”

I’m Jewish. My wife’s Catholic. Neither of us is religious but she loves her some Christmas decorations. We have boxes upon boxes of that shit. We got real trees for several years until last year we gave up and got a fake one. Because:

(Just read the headline.)

We get a real tree for our upstairs living room. But I want a Christmas tree in the downstairs den as well, so we pull out the fake tree from storage. This is actually the 10th year I’ve used my fake downstairs tree, so I feel reasonably environmentally responsible about it.

You know you can light a pine scented candle right?

My family prefers fake trees. We owned our trailer for 21 years. My brother drives a very nice Chrysler 300. My parents recently put to rest a fake tree they had been using for 35 years. We were all pretty bummed about it.

i have an artificial tree. i also have a charlie brown tree.

Ill go along on some of this but so often he has those white circles around his eyes that you get from wearing those eye protectors in the tanning booth.

You’d think it would be easier to catch a rapist using Lyft/Uber than in a taxi. Just find out who was driving the victim when it happened, and give the details to the police to find and arrest the person. But of course that would require said ride-share companies to take those crimes seriously.

She was nominated for an Oscar?!?

Actually the apology itself is bullshit. When you watch the vid you see absolutely nothing happening but a buddy trying to get her drunk ass friend of his ass and out the way. By apologizing it seems like something more happened than it did. In this case it might have made more sense to go on the offensive and point

I thought he was cute when I was 14 and I knew nothing about him aside from the fact that he had crunchy curly hair and could sing and dance.

Wow. Don’t spend it all in one place. 

I just got a letter yesterday that my food stamps are being reduced to $10 a month. Good times.

Well, we all know “those people” just run out and buy lobsters and Cadeeelac cars with their ill-gotten handouts!

Did you ever see the Friday Night Lights skit? The premise was the new coach (Josh Charles) told the team they can’t rape anymore, and the team and town go nuts.

She’s actually not that bad. Some of her Inside Amy Schumer sketches are good. Idk why men on the internet have such a hate boner for her. I honesty find her funnier than Chappell and his new “trans people suck, AMI” bit.