This isn’t the first time I’ve gotten out of a jam without mother…Columbia House!!!

The delegate from the Republic of Laurel Canyon motions for an un-moderated caucus to discus the fapability of Allison Brie.

I don't think he's being forced into anything.

I did model UN in high school… I would have paid more attention, if Annie's boobs were involved.

Whitney and NBC really got their money's worth with that month-long ad campaign.

Dawes will be covering it for the soundtrack

He'll also have Dawes play the school dance…since everyone on facebook is currently listening to Dawes on Spotify.

Really, after starring at Whitney for a month straight, you should be thanking God for these ads.

I live in the suburbs because I'm boring and fear minorities…You live in the suburbs because of the Arcade Fire.

But if Taylor Goldsmith joined Bloc Party, there would be no new Dawes music. Economies would collapse, governments would topple, major religions would be dis-proven. A new dark age would be upon us.

No I'd go with #109c: Who the hell are these guys? We were promised Dawes.

I love how every music article now comes with a disclaimer.

I use a jetpack because I'm trying to kill Han Solo…You use one because of We Were Promised Jetpacks.

23 years until Dawes is eligible!

Christ, what took you so long to get this review up? Did you just get out of the Arcade Fire concert?

Yeah, all that talk of jail and death never stopped me. But goats, chickens, and West Virginia….that's some messed up shit.

Hey at least the tedious political subplot, will be logically connected to the story.

I'd rather be watching Inspector Spacetime, this was a terrible ripoff.

Six seasons and a movie!

Inspector Spacetime is my new favorite show!