Dawestallica?

There's a little album called Nothing Is Wrong that already did that.

However, they will be touring the country playing Joy Division covers. I always hated how bleak and depressing those songs are, they should definitely improve with a touch of that peaceful easy Laurel Canyon vibe.

As blatant as that is, it might be the best product integration i've ever seen. I look forward to yelling "bitch" at my tv then having traumatic flashbacks of all the people i've murdered.

I recognized the tapping as the beat of a Dawes song. I bet the new Dawes single is his go ahead to attack the US.

Harder…Better…Faster….Daweser

Would of been a lot better if they started sampling a Dawes baseline around 2:34.

I fucking h8 Snooki…give my own show now

"I think I just blew myself…up"

"It wasn't a trick Cyril, it was a ruse…a trick is something a whore does for money"

"Callgirl! She was a callgirl!" "No Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!"

Let me be the second to say….DANGER ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or try megaphone crooning

It's not a big college town

After hearing Dawes they decided grunge was irrelevant…or probably heroin.

Dawes records can't chart…because their sales numbers always cause an integer overflow.

Inability to compete with Dawes is probably the true reason for the split. By the time Dawes releases their 5th album, all other recorded music will be unnecessary.

I still have an erection from the first time I heard there was a band called Dawes. Should I see a doctor?

Really? I can't stand all the post-dubstep influences on the new Over Creative Differences single. Also, this girl I like wants me to go see Best Stuff In A Long Time with her when they come to town next month. What do you guys think? I feel I should go, but Pitchfork just gave their new album a video of a monkey…

The Iraq war was also part of an evil plot to seize control of oil fields, and get Firefly cancelled.