I can stare at this for 2 solid minutes because my eyes have no where to rest

Ramp to nowhere, random rusty thing... This is like the Stefan nightclub of driveways.

I am never not sweating. This humidity is going to kill me.

YOU ARE WHY WE HAVE TO HAVE ZONING LAWS AND HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATIONS, TERESA

This house was a flooded mess last time we saw it on the show. Hard pass.