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Once again, Jalopnik, like all of Gawker’s sites, flips between the “we’re a blog!/we’re real journalists!” crap. Pick one. Commenting on automotive personalities is pretty much all Jalopnik does. Since when do you need to be able to “back it up?”

I used to work for an agency that ran a similar hotline, and sometimes calling 911 isn’t an option. The call that still gives me chills 20 years later was the one from the woman who was calling from the closet that her husband liked to lock her in before he left for work. Once this became a pattern, she had managed to…

The fucking guy is an animal, no question. And the victim and her family deserves justice. But could we stop it with the prison rape as a wish fulfillment already?

Well, shit, if those people tell you they don’t care they are women, well, it must be true. Anyone truly sexist would surely come right out and say so when confronted!

I always confuse her with the one who brings along The Night Visitors.

I think what she said can equally be just as true as what Amber said. They’re two different women, in two different relationships. And if there was heavy substance abuse involved during the later relationship (as has been suggested), it’s very possible that they may have even been in relationships with two different…

I agree whatever she has to say is more relevant to the discussion than some dude who goes for a beer with Depp occasionally and thinks he’s a great guy. But just an observation from someone whose peer group is starting to transition to second spouses, men seem to sometimes pull shit with second, younger wives that…

Hence the plural “murders” in the last paragraph. But the race and gender regarding OJ and Nicole is what highlights how crafty that legal shit was.

Inside (the Booty Ass Bitch) Job?

I refuse to Google this nonsense.

PartyNextDoor?

Kylie. Child. Friendly advice: if a guy goes by a name that IS NOT AN ACTUAL NAME, he is probably not boyfriend material. You already made this mistake once, why are you doing it again?

Shut up.

Knew a girl who was at a bar with her boyfriend. Both were roofied by the bartender, and she was raped in the bathroom. Never assume having a man around is going to keep you safe.

According to Mr. Denton, this is what grown up serious journalism looks like. Jesus. You are so lucky to be union so that you can't be fired for this crap that wouldn't even entertain a twelve year old. As the great philosopher Donald Trump would say, "Sad!"

Ah, this photo... I know it well. I thought I left it behind when I decided I couldn’t put up with Buzzfeed any longer, but no, here it is again... The lady in the tub with the elbow that looks like her breast may not be too far behind.

Little known fact, blurry boobs ARE STILL SINFUL.

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You don’t happen to own an M4, do you? /s