That’s the first thing that popped into my head too! #SpringBreakers1WasEnough

Yes, we all know about your brother.

No, I’m sure you would rich person you’re way out of it, as your father did.

How the hell are you still conscious?

Sorry, this isn’t banal evil, at least in the sense that Arendt introduced the term in Eichmann in Jerusalem. (If you have your own idiosyncratic sense of what ‘banal evil’ is, please share.) It is straight up evil, in the least banal way.

Watching now. This is O’Malley’s best debate. Hands down.

15 years ago my friends pranked me really hard that I won the DC shoes monthly giveaway by calling my house and acting like they were from DC. I was suckered really good and got laughed at for weeks. So I wrote DC an email telling them about this story and how I should win it for real and punk those guys right back. I…

Yep. I didn't read far enough before posting nearly the same thing.

You don't practice criminal law. If you did, you would know an oral promise of immunity is worth the paper it's written on.

Which is exactly why the glass is there.

I know where the good congresswoman can get some cheap...

This is wonderful and also how I approach standing in place on the El when stupid backpack wearers refuse to take them off their backs and also give me any amount of hand-holding space on the pole. Why yes that is my elbow in the back of your neck, and it is not going anywhere.

Solve two problems for the price of one: buy a bunch of pandas, saddle them up and charge tourists $20 to ride them in central park.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

I walked by a vape store the other day and they were having a vape party with pizza and lots of people who look like they vape and they were like hotboxing the store with vape smoke and it was kinda amazing to me like, there is such a strong societal rolling of eyes towards vaping and ‘vape culture’ and yet here were…

What’s mince?

My husband and son have this weird prejudice towards soup. I’ll make some lovely homemade, hearty, delicious soup and they’ll both be like, “Meh. Soup isn’t a meal.” What does that even mean? I still make the damn soup, because I love it and it’s perfect and eating it is like getting a beautiful, warm, hug on the…

This is an absurd twisting of the idea she was trying to convey. You know that what she meant is that they are friends and consider each other family but that they are no longer sexually attracted to each other.