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That is Knot Ironic
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How this fact is not the most obvious thing ever is beyond me. I shudder at the thought of what I would have blown money on at 15 years old.

I’m going with an idiot with critical thinking skills that are sorely lacking.

Ha ha that’s why I gave up!

Well it’s not the lawyers or trustees that are deciding that she can’t do anything with the money until the age of 18, it’s her father, who arranged it in such a way that she won’t get that money until she’s 25. That’s the way wills work. People can put all sorts of conditions on the money they’re giving away,

But lots of Victorian era parents did that specifically to prevent fortune hunting husbands from marrying a teenager and sweetalking/beating the money out of her. It wasn’t because they hated or didn’t trust their daughters, it was to protect them. Until the Married Woman’s Property Act passed a woman had absolutely

The person trying to paint David Bowie as some sort of mysoginist is reaching.

....but the picture literally has “pic by Jimmy King” as the watermark. The sentiment still stands, but Iman did not take this picture.

Except this is not her money but her father’s so he's entitled to set up any rule as to how he wants it to be given to anyone.

The gifts to the nanny and the assistant are even more evidence that David Robert Jones was a oner in the best possible way.

And that she considered black kids to be “super predators”

I notice the NYT’s didn’t point out that she was well behind Dick Cheney in calling for legalizing same sex marriage.

I’m sending her my favorite Richard Nixon pictures right now!!!

Who the fuck cares if a dude is in an open relationship. It is NEVER ok to send an unsolicited and unwanted picture of your dick to a woman no matter your relationship status.

Ugh, only amateurs send unsolicited dick pics. Personally, I prefer to slide into a girl’s DMs with a picture of me riding on one of those mechanical ponies outside of a grocery store, in order to demonstrate my unbridled masculinity and virility, as well as sophistication and class.

Gross mirror is my kryptonite. You have to be super hot for me to look past a dirty fucking mirror.

Ha! Joke’s on her, I don’t even HAVE a girlfriend!

She’s a hero.

It’s very different. I was a beta tester, and I am a lifer.

Is STO good now? I tried it when it came out and was disappointed by it.