Sorry (not really) but screw you. Those who have fought in wars in defense of our country should get whatever they need when they return - whether that’s medical attention, mental health assistance, or education/training to transition to civilian life. What you term “complaining” I would term simply asking for the…

I love this Angelina+Jack Black friendship more than life itself.

Yoko’s clearly drunk because I understood what she wrote.

[chokes on corn tits]

yeah it’s a running joke that i think you may have missed

(I’m kinda looking forward to all the “who” responses. It could be record setting)

Aww... poor you...

Who?

This appears to be the law enforcement communities response to “those people” wanting more oversight and justice when officer executes unarmed people. This will also make it much more likely that someone would not complain about police abuses if the officer then turns around and sues them for being the victim.

Oh. That makes sense and is disappointing. I’d love to see the first two books faithfully done.

Can we please, please consider some new ideas? Maybe just one or two? There have to be some new things to make movies about.

Do you think this time around, they’ll show Pa to be the loser he actually was?

I want to see her hanging on the screen door by her claws before I'll buy in.

“I stand behind my daughter in whatever lifestyle choice she wants but, man, it weirds me out when she gets on the counter and just stares at me while I make coffee”

I would totally invite her and Svein over just so I could fuck with them with a laser pointer.

Is she an obligate carnivore? Is she driven to consume bloody raw meat?

If she “speaks cat” then ill pay her to come over and explain to my siamese that the vacuum was not a machine sent back in time to kill him.

Must be annoying for her mom to have to watch for her darting out every time she opens the door.

Walked across her boyfriends keyboard.