Those jitbags were more fun with it was Robert Bly and a drum circle reciting bad poetry* because at least they were focused inwardly instead of barfing up anxious entitlement or scaling courthouses in superhero outfits.

Oh, I see. So he can sue every little Bikram studio until they change the name?

He didn't realize what a shit bag he was being. Just an authentic shit bag.

Exactly, let’s remember that we (or at least I) am above such behavior.

the illuminati ?

Twitterer to Deadspin commenter truly is a lateral move.

I think this is relevant now, and could have saved you reading this lame article, and the author the time it took him to write it:

Rich writing thousands of words about quitting Twitter is really in the same vein as people who insist on posting some meaningless sentiment on social media after a tragedy. They are all desperate for attention, but Rich is just way more dramatic about it (and obviously has a broader platform to abuse).

Meta-narcissism: when you have to write about how above narcissism you are.

I was in the Emergency Room with chest pain waiting to be seen by the doctor (they’d already given me an EKG and determined I wasn’t dying that second) when the security guard on duty, who was also an off-duty cop, started hitting on me. He was so persistent in trying to get my information that I ended up leaving…

Next up: I think ketchup tastes bad, so I don’t eat it: a 7000 word glimpse into the human soul.

My friends and I were once cornered in a recessed doorway outside an apartment building by a huge older man who wanted to whip his dick out. We were thrusting lit cigarettes and car keys at him and screaming. A man walked by and we screamed for him to help. He scared the guy away and then hit on us. In a not self…

I bet they have a pickpocket monkey living in their crawspace. That seems the most logical explanation to me.

But that’s not scandalous!

“Playing hard to get” and the notion that you can wear a woman down with harassment - sorry- “win her over” are extremely toxic and dangerous tropes. In the real world, when you show up at her door at 2 a.m. soaking wet and on a tirade about how the two of you are meant to be together, it’s not happily ever after;…

Also, even if that requirement was somehow waived for first-class dogs, it is *super* dangerous to kennel two dogs together in an airline-sized crate in a stressful situation like flying, even if they usually get along. Stress and fear can make one lash out, though, and if the other can’t get away...I’ve seen dogs die…

Only so no one else would have to!

I met a guy at a party recently. He kept striking up a conversation with me even though it was clear (to me) that I wasn’t interested. At first, he said “wow - you’re a tough nut to crack!”, then “you seem so reserved - it must be difficult to get to know you, but I want to try! Say, Tuesday night?” (I said no). A…

I agree. I’ve got to give them credit for being a tight family who are very close to their kids. You see so many pics where all 4 of the cousins are being schlepped by Kourtney. Khloe seems really involved as well. I haven’t seen as much interaction with the other two, but when they’re all together it looks like they…