Thank you so much, I was just looking for a bit of humanity xox

Sometimes I want real Mexican, sometimes I want Chipotle. I don’t pretend there’s any crossover between the two.

It seems a sad state of affairs to have to give so many points for basic civility. Cool hijab, but let’s not pretend she’s an ally just because she’s sincere.

Yeah seriously she’s not a hero at all. And wearing a hidjab is not heroic at all, despite what people on Jezebel may think. It’s a tool of the patriarchy, I don’t care how many Muslim women claim they love wearing a hidjab, they’re shooting themselves and other women in the foot. It’s fucking sad.

Can we be clear about the fact that this woman is NOT a hero to America? Seriously? An anti-choice pro-traditional family Republican who uses her religion as the base of her political and policy decisions? She basically just said that her Islam has led her to all the same conservative conclusions as right wing…

My heart aches for Danica Dillon preemptively for all the godly defenses and holier-than-thou attacks she's going to get from all the Duggar-Defenders.

He was just performing an exorcism....with his penis.

This film would be funnier with Alison Brie and Rebel Wilson as the leads.

I’ve started doing the NYT crossword every day at work and it makes me feel so white.

There’s a big difference between you making a mistake and not getting refunded and a customer not making a mistake and not getting refunded.

LOL come on now. The whole EDM scene itself is disgusting and has been ever since DJs decided they wanted to become rock stars instead of just being talented dudes who played other people’s music for people to dance to. PLUR is long past dead.

You're right. He only supports the killing of Salman Rushdie. Seems like an awesome dude who is only kind of an asshole.

This EDM cruise thing explains the rise in stds

Fuck that noise. Someone killing themselves in a public manner is just about the most selfish move you can make. If you want to kill yourself, do it on your own time, or seek medical help.

So you're saying that Cat Stevens, who publicly PRAISED the 9/11 attacks, is not an asshole? Smooth move!!!

Word. I’m constantly surprised that people don’t know or don’t care that he said Salman Rushdie should be killed as a blasphemer.

That Cat Stevens line was a joke, right? Because there are endless tales of his unholy douchiness.

smokeh hawt

And demisexual is an attraction to Moore and Lovato and their namesakes.