“Wow, do I hate pranks and their pranksters.”

I would happily pay for Helen Hunt’s daily Starbucks.

They all look great.

Nope.

wut

Your grandma is a piece of shit.

Ummmm... Yes.

Have you been drinking?

I missed drama?

You sound like an HR “professional".

You have absolutely nothing to gain from the exit interview.

Does it hurt to be that stupid?

I am judging those babies.

They could probably stand ten minutes a day exposure to unfiltered air as well.

Go fuck yourself, g.

You do realize that you should go fuck yourself?

Yup.

Feel free to go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself.

Fuck you.