You’re the fucking worst.

No.

That’s sort of the definition of martial arts.

Good Christ, Chritter is the fucking worst. Don’t encourage his ass creeping ways.

We’re all grateful.

FFS, just bring back Dog.

Swish and spit. Swish and spit.

Because real wine cellars are cold.

Because scientists are human and make errors.

Go fuck yourself.

Who gives a fuck about this nobody’s stupid opinion?

Yes.

That is not ironic.

This made me laugh.

I’m okay with this.

Grampa will fuck you up.

No one cares about your boner.

The real crime is charging $500 for shoops like that.

I hate April Fools almost as much as I hate people who think their April Fools is funny.

Now your story sounds like complete bullshit.