That is not ironic.

Yeah. Bullshit story by kid trying to get into Meg’s pants, not Meg’s parents.

No.

Jesus, no. WTF?

Yes.

She could have possibly gotten away with that.

That is... pretty ironic.

If she didn’t want to testify she shouldn’t have been involved in running his business.

Because he’s filed for bankruptcy which allows the court to get all up in your finances. Works that way in the UK as well.

That’s how I ended up in Iraq.

This brought a tear to my eye.

Try about two hours.

“quantity has a quality all its own”

Jordan’s too busy thanking his lucky stars.

Did you miss the bits where they pulled the piece, apologized, fired the writer and are now on a witchhunt after killing the vertical?

No.

Hillary Clinton is a Republican.

Good luck with thinking Bill Murray’s behavior is cool.

Good boy.

Look up the legal definition of assault.