Does anyone know if Rich Juzwiak is in any way compensated for these articles?? I’ve asked so many times -- I think it matters, for perspective.

Come on, Rachel. At the end of the day, whether people like it or not, most societies still consider marriage, children, etc, as the things you’re supposed to say are the most important in your life.

Someone should introduce Milo to the joys of nude paddleboarding. Please. Now.

I happen to like Anne. I think she’s talented. But telling someone the first time you’ve hung out that they’re a “magnificent creature” might be a bit much? Maybe more for a second meeting. Or a wedding toast. Eulogy?