Octopi!

What does acknowledging this accomplish? Whether they believe it or not, they say it. It finds an audience. It damages societies.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

We’re going to build this big, beautiful FA blog, and we’ll make Univision pay for it.

Yes, “no problem,” because $300 million was spent to fix the problem.

The mechanic said that if I didn’t change my oil my car would seize up, so I paid him $50 to change the oil. My engine never seized. What a waste of $50.

It’s not just me...there was an episode of Stargate SG-1 *just* like this, right...?

GTA’s androids do not yet dream of electric sheep.

I disagree. The verdict was wrong. The two individuals at the heart of the case (Hogan and Bubba the Love Sponge) were both public persons. Granted: depending on the state, Hogan could sue Bubba the Love Sponge for wiretapping for filming his (totally hilarious) tryst without permission.

Jesus, looks like this post got crossed to 4chan faster than it did GM sister sites...

While I think Gawker showed epically flawed ethics in publishing the Hogan sex tape, I find the verdict in the Hogan trial a terrible affront to the freedom of the press. This is why.

Let’s put things in perspective: When he was your age he had already sold Paypal and he was about to found the world’s most ambitious electric car manufacturer, while also starting a space vehicle company that can put a satellite into geostationary orbit and land its main stage on a barge. You’re a 20-something prick…

NASA, do you really think with all your reasoning, all your precision, and all your calculations, you can overthrow my inane traditions, morning ritual, daily guidance, and life structure?

So are we finally going to find out what Kenneth’s frequency is?

I’m concerned about this setting an extremely dangerous precedent. If these allegations continue, people might begin to think that Time Warner’s internet service ACTUALLY WORKS when police are not actively blocking it...

Good News ! Everyone !!

“Sir, they’ve set the franchise on a continuous feedback loop. It’s only a matter of time before it explodes.”

Seafood, ranked:

Because going to bed is a surrender to tomorrow’s insignificant step in the soul sucking cycle of work, relationship management, and basic need fulfillment. We watch an episode more of Netflix than we should to fool ourselves into believing we have control.

But instantly realize that gluing a number of bronze sprockets to an electronic device doesn’t mean it will actually work without an electrical current.

"It was an accident."