Yeah I’ve met a lot of non-practicing Jews (am one) and converts to Judaism, but a Jewish person that went full on Jesus-is-my-savior? Never.

I don’t understand what point you’re trying to make here. Rayya clearly loved Gilbert and chose to be with her until the end of her life, right? How can you not see that in shitting on Gilbert you’re actually just shitting all over Rayya?

Are you really suggesting that every man has been made to feel like a creep by a woman at least once? I can’t decide if you have a lower opinion of men or women with that comment, but either way that’s just not true.

Nothing to add really. I just wanted my guy to feel included.

Really well put. I have an aunt and older cousin both of whom never married or partnered up with anyone. After I broke off my engagement to a horrible man in my very early 20s, I started thinking a lot about the possibility of ending up alone. At first it made me feel sorry for myself, but then I started thinking…

When she pushed him over he fell and smashed his head on the concrete floor, that’s why there was blood coming out of his mouth and nose. She finished him off with the strangle.

You must have missed the part where the mom looks at the ipad and goes “oh shit” before running to the pharmacy - the ipad has the girls vital signs in it and told her that Sarah was pregnant. The school nurse also confirmed that she was pregnant and told her the pill should still work even though she vomited some of…

I had some long talks with my husband and some of his friends over the holidays. These are really good dudes who were genuinely interested in my opinions and experiences, but every conversation almost always came back to their own nervous feelings about encountering women from now on - How often do i need to ask for…

Baby chicks are the reason I became a vegetarian at 8-yrs old. I had just finished helping my uncle feed all the baby chicks on the ranch when my aunt called us in for lunch. Chicken strips. Nope.

They’re counting on the fact that if they keep getting headlines that pair “illegal” and “abortion” people will begin to associate them with one another. This is how conspiracy theories are born. If by this time next year I’m not trolling Breitbart comments under a story about Mexican restaurants using sorcery to open…

I try to explain this to my Israeli relatives all the time. Christian Zionists don’t actually give a fuck about you, they just believe the Jews are supposed to hold on to the land until Jesus comes back to save us from our hideous Jewness or be sent straight to hell.

As a Jewish person, I have no problem with using ‘Jew’ as a noun. It’s when you use it as an adjective that it starts to feel icky. Throw a Southern accent in there and things start to take a real turn.

The real mistake here is thinking one Jew would suffice. We don’t consider you a friend until you can claim a Jewfecta - Jew Lawyer, Jew Doctor (will accept Jew Dentist) and Jew Accountant.

I can’t decide if I believe he fills out his own ballot or has someone else do it for him. Then I can’t decide which is worse.

Wasn’t there a revelation some time a while back that he lied for years about being Swedish because he didn’t want people to know he was actually German?

Did you see the story about the 6-year old who made $11 million this year unboxing toys on youtube?

An acronym is what you get when you take the first letters of a bunch of words and make a new word. NASA for example, is not a definable word, it’s the resulting acronym of National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

She kisses him. Not vice versa.