Why is she freaking out like this? Her baby brother's already ugly.

Totally, 100% agree, particularly when you take into account the math skills of the person who's behind the counter. We stopped at an IHOP coming back from vacation and I paid our check in cash, then watched the dropout at the register struggle for two minutes trying to figure out how to come up with $6.47 in change.

Your 2014-15 Orlando Magic highlights.

ground beef is the According to Jim of taco proteins.

Generic "You are wrong because my favorite isn't #1. Swear word, swear word, etc." comment goes here.

The only redeeming factor in all of this is that the NFL has the same low level of concern for Ray Rice's eventual CTE diagnosis.

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"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

In an office somewhere in Miami, Pat Riley's trembling hand moves his mouse forward, to the font drop-down, and selects "Comic Sans"

Chris Broussard is pulling stuff out of his ass.

It's interesting that you view human rights as part of the whole binary Liberal/Conservative playground slapfest. Do you have an opinion on Ford vs Chevy?

I thought reptiles were cold blooded and didn't sweat?

Yup same thing. You should be out there and not Lebron

Because guys keep dying at those practices? Dunno, just spitballin here.

So this is why I get attitude when I ask for a sample of Coors Light?

No. If a Native American did something to piss me off, in the heat of the moment, I'd call him an "asshole" or a "prick". Maybe that's because I'm not racist.

That's why you barely ever hear of racism against white people. They're too tough to let it affect them!!

Irsay's lawyers plan to present his erratic driving, large quantities of cash and pills, and his choice of shirt as evidence that he was not inebriated but instead cosplaying an Eagles song.