Actually I've heard that some of those professional mall Santas make six figures in a season.

Hey, isn't it time for another Hulk remake?

Welcome to my world.

Nick Fury: "I don't get all this excitement about 3D."

BSG looked awesome, and though surely more expensive than Agents of Shield, it had to be less than a major movie. Edit: Also, better writing isn't that expensive.

If Cap fought Wolverine (which they've probably done at some point for all I know) who would win?

Mullet. Because since being defrosted he's been trying to catch up with trends and has only gotten up to the '80s, but no one wants to say anything to him about it and they secretly snicker behind his back.

He uses product, obviously.

About as overused as the Inception motif or Dies Irae.

Wall Street meets Boiler Room.

So, is the "Grace" middle name now official in referring to her? 'Cause I've always called her Chloe Moretz. (Sorry, can't do the umlaut thing over the e.)

Gabourey Sidibe woulda been a more interesting choice.

No, just sticking her hand up out of it.

Hell, we still got Iggy Pop … Jagger and Richards … Ozzy … Alice Cooper … see 'em while you can. I'm going to see Willie Nelson at the end of the year (Redd and Willie Nelson — now THAT woulda been a collaboration … )

Well, they nailed Metallica with that description anyway.

Amorphous circus of rueful existence FTW, bitches.

Yeah but my next month is probably gonna beat his next month.

No Kurt Russell = FAIL!

Romeodumb & Julietdumber

Dental plan?