Congratulations, this is in the top five most moronic things I’ve read on the internet. It’s also a little racist.

Oh, fuck off.

Nobody said it wasn’t.

Did that response sound clever when you were thinking of it?

Jung Ho Kangn’t get laid by a conscious woman.

Rufinol, apparently.

so your an autistic pedant? I’m shocked

Please post your picture with your age and occupation. Thank you.

Like the dumbshits that think “lmao” is a word?

Look out! A domain is coming!

Has anybody had more influence on football as we know it than the tandem of Buddy Ryan and Bill Walsh? Buddy built the defense that made traditional “run-first, throw on third down” offense obsolete, Walsh revised the west coast offense in response and the modern game was born. Plus, Buddy hated kickers. Gotta love…

Bu what if you have to return some videotapes first?

Dorsia makes a great sea urchin ceviche.

Don’t wear championship merch.

Thanks! And while you’re at it, I’ll have a grande latte, no whip.

Really should consider changing the title to “Liberal Arts Majors Are Bullshit”.

You heard it here first folks, Deadspin looking to trade Burneko and future considerations to the Brewers for the Polish sausage racer and Miller Park’s giant outfield slide.

My hot take is, crazy baseball trade suggestions are good.

What magical land do you live in where bars are open until 4?