When Deadspin is good, it's really good.

I rag on Deadspin a lot, but this is exactly what people need to see. Thank you for sharing all of it.

It’s because he didn’t shave those damned sideburns.

10 bucks says the 4-year old demanded Fells chase him around within 10 minutes.

Man, you guys are lucky that most Ranger fans can’t read because the way you’ve kicked them while they’re down this morning is deplorable.

Gawker Media, we don’t agree on much politically, but dammit I admire you guys for beating the drum on Hillary’s emails. A public official brazenly ignoring public records laws is bad, no matter who you support.

I hereby call for the immediate development and implementation of some sort of global platform that democratizes writing and information, and facilitates the ability to consume content from a wide variety of different voices, styles, and sources.

You’re a little off. Magary and Petchetsky are the only 2 worth reading.

Are you Black? Because criticizing Black culture while not being Black is expressly forbidden here and I’ll have to report you.

Counter offer:

If you’d asked me this morning what my day would entail, I certainly wouldn’t have told you I would be listening to a man look for major league cawk on the internet at work

This article could not be a bigger, more petulant, wet blanket. I voted against him twice (yes, it was a vote against him), and obviously don’t view his presidency favorably. But he was awesome in the few months following 9/11, and this moment was a highlight (when I/we still needed one) that still gives me chills.…

Before any Patriots fans comment:

Sounds like Nadir has really hit rock bottom.

Lazy articles ranked:

i know several women in confederate states who also would pick cousins over a black man

How much of a loser do you have to be to donate money to help the richest player in the NFL fight a suspension?

You can take your roast pork hero and shove it up your ass. Go back to Jersey

Obvious trolling is obvious.