“What might not suck:”

Nope. All that is required in wiffle ball is that the ball is caught. That is an out as soon as he gains control.

You underestimate yourself guy +1

He seemed to be about three Sheetz to the wind.

Gotta watch those curbs, man.

This is good Emmitt Smith reporpoiseing.

Nah, this is Frank Grimes shit.

Nice to see Sports Guy following my plan:

As a Sabres fan, I’d love to see NHL hockey in Buffalo.

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(

you’re not going to watch the video? I’m going to file a Title IX complaint against you! For Feminism!

The dumbest sentence I’ve read in awhile.

It does seem on purpose, doesn’t it? I think Barry is trolling the readers.

Yea, looks like Barry is really trying to start some shit with that one.

Yeah, that’s just like, yer opinion, Barry.

Yeah that's certainly a leap

“In the real world, opposition to gun control is blatant endorsement of senseless gun violence, whether Dillon Gee is aware of it or not.”

In the real world, opposition to gun control is blatant endorsement of senseless gun violence, whether Dillon Gee is aware of it or not.

When asked why he agreed to wear the shirt Gee apparently responded “Hey look, man, there’s a player draft. Of course I wouldn’t choose to be on the Me...oh, the other shirt. The gun thing.”