The riot resulted in five million Canadian dollars of property damage

Uh, if anything, baseball players should wear wide-brimmed straw hats to protect them from the sun. Melanoma is a bitch guys.

This will be the next big scandal!

“I hope all these Nerds pay the Iron Price for an advance copy of Winds of Winter”
-Euron Greyjoy

The question no one is asking - why was La Russa listening to the Pirates TV Broadcast?

First it was heckling children in the ballpark. Now this.

Sometimes, at it’s purest level, baseball fucking rules. Guy tries to throw a ball as hard as he can and the other guy tries to mash the fuck out of it.

Murica!

No

I’m sure a variety of people in Philadelphia will sex Mutombo for the #1 pick.

Wait, he lost a bet to a rich dude and we’re supposed to feel bad that the rich dude collected?

You forgot inane references to obscure Boston sports moments that he attended with his dad or one of his 30 weird-nicknamed friends. You are, however, 100% correct.

It took him 27 seconds to get to a Boston reference. I certainly had the under.

Maybe i’m just finding fault in the idea, but just because someone can foul off every pitch does not mean that they will be a baserunner. The skill needed to tell good from bad pitches and likely ultimately, knowing whether a pitch will be a ball, wasn’t given. So basically, this person is a pitcher batting and is…

If you like eggs sunny side up but fear they’ll come out undercooked, with a glop of egg snot sitting around the yolk, I got a LIFEHACK for you. Just crack your eggs in the skillet and then, if the skillet has no lid, lay a sheet of tin foil over the top. That cooks the top of the egg while the bottom fries up nice…

Guy takes two weeks off and now we celebrate him? Unbelievable.

I’m sorry, but...what?

Please assume I made a troll post about stereo-typical black names on an AAU basketball team. Discuss.

No one knows how to have fun anymore.

I’m going to pour another glass of whiskey. thanks

Uh - they did:

I’m dumb.